sunshinychick:

saddeer:

immigrantgirls:

#lit

classic

dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

homonecksual:

My family went to mc Donald’s without me so I wrote rude bitches on 92 pieces of paper and I’m throwing them at them when they get back

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

blancheelizabethdevereaux:

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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